The 1995 F-Emmys

Presents...
The 1995 F-Emmy Awards Digest!
Each year the Howard Stern show offers to the world it's own version of an awards show known as the F-Emmys. The F-Emmys represent some of the finer moments from the past year on the Stern show. Here are the results so far of this year's F-Emmy awards...
Best Example Of Robin Quivers Not Being "Cured":
Robin Walks Off Show. (Robin Quivers Producing)
Wackiest Intern Story:
Jillian; Being Hit By A Car. (Jillian Producing)
Best Non-Celebrity Argument:
AJ Benza/Captain Janks; The Daily News Slam Story. (AJ/CJ Producing).
Pictured L-R, AJ Benza, King of all Blacks and Captain Janks.
Tiny Tim's Wildest Statement:
Tiny's "Depends" Adult Diaper Story; (Tiny Tim Producing)
Best Berating Of An Employee By Howard:
Stuttering John; John's Book Proposal (Johnny Mel Producing)
Best Staff Fight:
Stuttering John/Fred Norris; Kissing Fred's Wife. (John/Fred Producing)
Best Harrassment By The Jackie Puppet:
Conan O'Brien. (Jackie Puppet Producing)
Best Celebrity Confession; Loss of Virginity:
TIE - Larry Mathews (Richie; Dick Van Dyke) / Lisa Lorring (Wednesday; Addams Family); (Mathews/Lorring Producing)
Best Celebrity Confession; Best Sex Story:
Corbin Bernson; His Vanna White Story. (Corbin Bernson Producing)
Best Pat Cooper Moment:
Pat Cooper's Roseanne Rant. (Pat Cooper Producing)
Best Fight Between Stuttering John & Ralph:
Wake Up Ralph - Fight. (John/Ralph Producing)
Best Defense Of OJ By A Guest:
Riddick Bowe. (Riddick Bowe Producing)
Best Celebrity Confession; Non-Sexual:
Tim Allen; His Arrest For Cocaine Possession. (Tim Allen Producing)
Best/Worst Steve Grillo (Gorilla) Moment:
Singing "I'm So Sexy". (Gorilla Producing )
Most Incoherent Celebrity:
Jan Michael Vincent. (JMV Producing)
Pictured: Elephant Boy and Jan Michael VIncent.
The Jessica Savitch Award Goes To...
Penny Crone, Fox News; "Don't Point At Me, DeBella."
Best Phoney Phone Call:
King of All Red Necks; The Highway Disaster. (KOARN Producing)
Best Reaction Of A Guest Under Stress:
Emilio The Jumper. (Emilio Producing )
More F-Emmy results if they become available.
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