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Here's Some Scaled Down Calls From Janks' New CD, "The King Of The Cranks"...

• Ed McMahon Gets skewered Like A Pig.(375K)

• Jerry Lewis Takes A Call From A King During The '92 MDA Telethon. (135K)

• The Infamous Car Crash Call To A Philadelphia Radio Show. (372K)

More Captain Janks Calls, Some You Can't & Won't Hear On The Air!

• WABC-TV, NY, Gets Weather Updates From Janks. (569K)

• Kathie Lee Gifford The Anal-Retentive Succubus Gets Scammed. (Please Note File Name) (132K)

• Here's Johnnie... Cochran Talking About Howard and OJ. (245K)

• Dick Gregory Speaks Out About Robin! (228K)

• Rush Limbaugh Gets The Bum Rush.(78K)

• Grampa Al Lewis Goes Over...Big. (224K)

• Inside My Record Deals! - An inside look at the back-stabbing, wheeling and dealing that goes on in the record industry.

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