Dateline: May 3, 1997

The Queens of Queaf!

It must have smelled like vagina in the studio the other day when several woman stopped by the Stern show to show off their recently brought-to-light talent of "Queafing".

Queafing or Pussy Farts, as some people call them, became a primary focus of Howard's show earlier in the week when a caller demonstrated her Queafing skills over the phone for Howard and the gang.

As the week progressed, several other woman called in and Queafed for Howard prompting him to gather all four of them for Friday's festival.

When Friday came, Michelle, Susan, Dawn and Debbie showed up ready to go. They sat on mats that were on the studio floor and used microphones that were covered with handi-wipes and paper towels to protect them. (Studio mics can cost up to $10,000 each, did you know that?)

An entrance fee of $100 was charged to about 20 men who wanted to get in on the fun, giving the ladies $2000 to split amongst themselves for their efforts.

The highlight of the gathering was when Howard orchestrated his rendition of Mad Magazine's, "It's a gas" ,while the ladies did their thing in between.

At the end of the segment, a contest was held the pick the Queen of Queafing. The ladies gave it one more shot while the guys voted by applause. The guys picked Dawn as the Queen of Queaf citing her endurance.

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