Dateline: November 18, 1997
Celine Sucks Stern's Shween!
Around 9:30am yesterday morning, Howard finally went through with
his promise to have oral sex with the RealDoll, known for now as Celine
With a wireless microphone in one hand and himself in another, Howard
went into his private bathroom in the studio and removed his pants and underwear.
At first, Howard seemed to have a hard time warming up to the doll's mouth
but he shortly overcame that awkward feeling when he entered her lubricated
silicone mouth and began his dirty deed.
After returning from a commercial, Howard said he had finished but
chose not to "foul" the doll's mouth. "She's better than
my wife," Howard bragged. Howard went on to claim that the experience
was great and that someone else should try it.
Skeptisim was running rampant as to whether he actually did the doll
as claimed. Robin and Gary doubted it and Fred and Jackie back peddled about
having their way with her as originally planned.
On this morning's show, Fred agreed to give her a shot and Howard
said he'd do her again. "It's the best sex I've ever had," he
admitted this morning. So it seems for now that Howard got the best job
in radio, blow job, that is.
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