Dateline: November 6, 1997
What if... There was a report card
for celebrity adults!
BY RICHARD ROEPER SUN-TIMES COLUMNIST - EXCERPT
"Most boys Howard's age have reached at least some degree of maturity,
but Howard cannot get beyond his fascination with bodily functions. For
five hours each day, he obsesses about flatulence and sex, much to the delight
of many of his classmates. He remains quite popular."
"Nevertheless, we highly recommend immediate and intense counseling.''
Kathie Lee Gifford:
"My but she's a little chatterbox, isn't she? We all admire Kathie
Lee's enthusiasm and energy, but if she doesn't stuff a sock in it soon,
we're going to make her sit right next to Howard Stern for the rest of the
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RICHARD ROEPER SUN-TIMES COLUMNIST - EXCERPT