>>>> DATELINE: 03.06.06 <<<<
WACK PACK REVELATIONS!
The Results Are In...
After a month of delays, here are the results of the 'Wack Pack' revelations from today's show.
The Players:
Joey Boots - King of all Blacks - Double A - Nicole Bass
High Pitch Eric - Captain Janks - Kenneth Keith Kallenbach
The Revelations:
“When I was 12, I banged a friend’s mom, and 10 years later, banged his wife after he got married”
The Culprit: DOUBLE A
“I put a wrapped cigar up my ass while having phone sex”
The Culprit: KENNETH KEITH KALLENBACH
“I once got drunk with a friend, let him take out my penis and measure it, and then we tongue kissed him”
The Culprit: HIGH PITCH ERIC
“When I was 15, I was anally raped by a stranger”
The Culprit: JOEY BOOTS
“When I was 18, a close family member put me on a plane to deliver 4 kilos of cocaine”
The Culprit: NICOLE BASS
“I once ripped off a blind neighbor, his uncle left me $200 to give to him to help him pay a bill and I only gave him two $10 bills”
The Culprit: KING OF ALL BLACKS
“I once made out with a former staff member’s wife”
The Culprit: CAPTAIN JANKS
( AS WITNESSED BY MYSELF & GARY)
THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
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