Presents...
The 1996 F-Emmy Awards Digest!

Each year, the Howard Stern show offers to the world it's own version of an awards show known as the F-Emmys.

Winning an F-Emmy is the highest form of recognition you can receive from the Howard Stern show with regard to creating interesting and compelling radio.

So without any further ado, here are the results so far for this year's awards...

Monday's Final F-Emmy...

• "Wackiest Guest Of The Year":
  Mira Seagall.
  (Mira Seagall producing)
  
  

The Final Results In Order Of Presentation...

• Best "Staff Argument With Robin Quivers":
  Jackie Martling.
  (Jackie Martling & Robin Quivers producing)
  
  
• Best "Incest Story":
  Rod, the guy who slept with his Nana.
  (Rod producing)
  
  
• Best "Wack Pack Fight":
  Captain Janks & Kenneth Keith Kallenbach.
  (CJ & KKK producing)

  Fred "EB", Janks & Kenneth Keith In Happier Times!

  
  
  
• The1996 F-Emmy Lifetime Achievement Award
  aka (The Charles C. Quivers Sr. Award)
  Wood Yee.
  (Wood Yee producing)
  
  
• Best "Staff Argument NOT With Robin Quivers":
  Fred & Allison Norris with Mike the guy from the restaurant.
  (Fred & Allison Norris and Mike producing)
  
  
• Best "Celebrity Admission Of A Sexual Nature":
  Tiny Tim.
  (Tiny Tim producing)
  
  
• Best "Celebrity Argument":
  Joey Buttafuoco and Elliott Fisher, Amy Fisher's father.
  (JB & EF producing)
  

  Howard and Joey Buttafuoco At The "PP" Book Party!

  
  
  
• Steve Grillo's Most Embarrassing Moment:
  Talking about Regis "Philberman".
  (Steve Grillo producing)

Steve Grillo & Kenneth Keith Kallenbach Hanging Out, Drinkin' Some Beers!

• The "Angriest Phone Caller":
  The old woman who flipped out on Howard
  when he called her an "old crow".
  Jenna Jamison accepting (The old woman producing)
  
  
• "Phone Caller Of The Year":
  The man who had sex with his dog.
  Gilbert Gottfried accepting (The man producing)
  
  
• Best "Intellectual Endeavor By
  A Beautifully Breasted Guest":
  Stacey Sanchez - 1996 Playboy Playmate Of The Year.
  (Stacey Sanchez producing)
  
  
• Best "Celebrity Admission":
  Ozzy Osbourne - The "Prozac" admission
  (Ozzy Osbourne producing)
  
  
• Best "Homophobic Moment With Scott Depace From E!":
  Scott's drunken discovery that Tina Sparkles
  From Lucky Chang's was really a man.
  (Scott Depace producing)
  
  
• Best "Appearances By Henry Hill":
  Henry Hill - Drunk then sober then drunk again.
  (Henry Hill producing)
  
  
• Best "Phoney Phone Call":
  Captain Janks - The CP Telethon.
  (Captain Janks/Dennis James producing)
  
  
• Best "Berrating Of An Employee By Howard":
  Ralph Cirella.
  (Ralph Cirella producing)
  

Thanks For Stopping By...
See you at next year's F-Emmy awards!

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