Dateline: October 11, 1996 - 5PM -
Gorilla's Scores A 98 On IQ Test!
The results of the long-awaited IQ test for Intern-turned-paid-employee,
Steve Grillo, are In.
The portion of the test which delt with the left side of Gorilla's
brain, came in with a 107, with the test for his right side coming in at
an 89, producing an average IQ of 98, which is just two points below "normal".
According to Gary, under the gun with only thirty seconds left to go,
Gorilla checked off the final ten questions randomly and incredibly got
them all right.
For his efforts, Gorilla will be going to Puerto Rico courtesy of bloated
Attorney, Dominick Barbara.
As a result of Gorilla's score, Robin won the betting pool, with Howard
just missing out by two points.
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