Stuttering John's Shot Gun Wedding!
"I
have an announcement to make. We got another reason to go to Scores. I'm
getting married. I got engaged over Christmas... and I'm going to be a father,"
Stuttering John announced during Howard's first day back from vacation.
According to John, he's in love with his fiance, Suzanne, who is already
3 months pregnant and is expecting around July 18. "What
a dope," Howard said of John's plans. It seems that John's
living in a fantasy world and Howard and Robin are set to rock it with reality.
With happy grand parents who are willing, now, to baby sit the unborn
Melendez for a week, while John goes on his honeymoon, has him running to
the alter and the maternity ward, all at the same time. "I
know she's the one for me. I want to get married," John
told the studio skeptics. Marriage is one thing, but starting out with a
child right off the bat, is another. John, once again, is clueless.
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