Dateline: June 18, 1996 - 7AM -
Janks Bails On Special Kay's
Special Talent!
Back in June, a woman known only as Special Kay, called the Stern show
to tell of her unique payback to her second husband of 17 years. According
to Kay, since June of the previous year, she's been very busy giving blow
jobs to men of all ages in order to get even with her now-divorced husband
who she caught cheating on her. Kay claims she enjoys it and does it for
herself now and that she services over 100 men a month with some repeat
visitors. She even keeps a list and calendar for accuracy. Using a condom
for protection and then letting the men remove it to give her a "facial",
Kay is a favorite on Wall Street where she services top brokers and ladder-climbers
alike.
During her call, Howard suggested that she cum to the studio and let
Crack-Head Bob, Capt'n Janks and others get their dicks sucked. Taking
Howard up on his offer, Kay stopped by along with Bob, Janks and Marshmallow
Mike from Boston (the guy who ate the marshmallow that Jackie put in his
ass crack in order to meet and date Ellaina Beisty). In a moment of brutal
honesty, Howard referred to Bob and Kay as the "Two
of the ugliest people on Earth."
After interviewing the 55 year old cock sucker, Howard offered her
to Crack-Head Bob, Mike, and Janks, and told them they'd have to split
a hotel room locally and should go there to get serviced. All but Janks
agreed. At that point, Howard kicked Janks out of the studio, where he
proceeded to make several prank calls to Gary and Gorilla in the back office.
As to why the sudden turnaround of Janks' part, he told me in an exclusive
interview, "When I first met her I looked
for some redeeming quality and I found none. I'd rather let the Crypt-keeper
blow me." When I asked him to describe her, he told me,
"She was like a mix between my Grandmother
and my Great Aunt. She was short with a big fat ass and droopy flat pancake
tits. Let's put it this way, that woman was old." As to
why he felt Bob and Mike would let a woman that age give them head, he
told me, "I think Crack-Head Bob was into
it since he hasn't had sex in a while, but I think Marshmallow Mike was
probably doing it to get back on the show." Being not quite
sure that he was making the right decision, Janks asked Ralph if he'd let
Kay blow him. "I'd let YOU blow me,"
he told Janks proudly.
Stern fans should take notice of Ralph's comments
to Janks about oral sex as quoted above. It supports the recent controversy
over Ralph's sexuality.
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