Dateline: April 2, 1996 - 6PM - NYC.
Shatner Enters The Homo Room!
The story below was written with tongue firmly
planted in cheek.
After being closed for several years, the Homo Room was reopened in
celebration of William Shatner's third visit last April. "I
know you're not a homo...," Howard told Bill. With that,
Gary (Betsy), Fred (Frederic), Jackie (Jessica), Howard (Stacy) and Bill
(Jill), all went down to the Homo Room. "I'm
a little nervous," Jill said as she entered the dark, damp
and musty room. Robin had to stay behind because, as we all know, the Homo
Room is for men only.
"We keep Cocks in the Homo Room. You
want to say hi to my Cock?," Stacy asked the gals. "That's a big Cock,"
Jessica Martling replied. Making sure that Jill wasn't getting too
uncomfortable, Stacy asked her how she was doing. "The
Cock has put me at ease," she said. As their jaunt into
the gay unknown continued, Stacy told Jill, "First
order of business is, let's shave each other's asses." "Ew we
oh we ew wow...," Jill screamed as Stacy shaved her ass
with an electric razor. "I came to plug a
book, but where are you going to put it?," Jill Shatner
wondered aloud. It was just like old times. Taking pictures of everyone's
ass. Playing "Frog". Opening beer bottles with their butts. Unfortunately
for Jill, one of the bottles she was trying to open broke in her ass so
Stacy offered to pull the shards of glass out with her teeth. 'You guys are sick," Jill insisted.
When the gal pals finished, they emerged from the basement and quickly
became the men they were before departing. Trying to act manly, the guys
talked about sports, bragged about guns and gambling and all those things
only real men do.
William Shatner was absolutely the best that day. He played along with
everything, asking only that Howard plug his books as they went along,
which is why "the great William Shatner", as Howard would say,
visits the show in the first place.
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